1. 5 year olds really want to help you when you paint. They will not give up asking.
2. When you tell a five year old to paint up and down, that is a hard concept for them to get.
3. When you try to clean off paint from a carpet it spreads.
4. The pink you choose that looks like Barbie pink in the can is really pepto bismol pink on the walls.
5. Pepto bismol walls does not coat, soothe, or relieve the headache you get from staring at the color for three hours
6. Painting is only fun for the first twenty minutes.
7. Creamy horseradish at the Regent buffet is very hot.
8. I can hit a max on how many crab legs I can eat.
9. The girls had a lot of happy meals toys in their bedroom.
10. It doesn't make me feel guilty in the least to toss them out.
11. Hair is a great movie to watch when you are cleaning a room because it has one of the best soundtracks in the world in it.